• Adventures in Flatland

    Adventures in Flatland

    Universal Truths, Younger 2+2=4. Mix blue and yellow, you get green. Santa is real and omnipotent; the Easter Bunny is a story for babies. An apple a day keeps the doctors (and their sharp needles) away. Between the pair, Mom and Dad know everything. Learning is important.   Caterpillars become butterflies; they change in their…

  • Writing Phases

    Writing Phases

    I sit at my family’s kitchen table, toes lightly skimming the cool linoleum beneath, with five pristine pieces of white paper before me. They’re freshly torn from an untouched notebook, the edges ripped along their perforated lines with a surgical precision; no excess flakes lingering about like an unseemly hangnail to mar their perfection. They…

  • My Immigrant Namesake

    My Immigrant Namesake

    Throughout my life, people have always had strong opinions about my name: Blaize. Some find it cool, peppering me with questions like, “Were your parents stoners who liked to blaze it up?”—they’re always crestfallen when I tell them no. Others are baffled, demanding I prove it’s my legal name—in more than one instance, I’ve been…

  • I Pledge Allegiance

    I Pledge Allegiance

    I pledge allegiance to the bottom line, Of the United Corporations of America, And to the Oligarchy for which it crumbled, A fractured nation, under Capitalism, readily divisible, With liberty and justice for few.

  • My Dalliance with Drag

    My Dalliance with Drag

    Throughout my life, I’ve managed to gather quite a collection of scars. There’s one that spans the length of my left forearm, a token of a particularly gruesome football injury—let’s just say arms aren’t meant to bend in certain ways. Another, on my right calf, came to be after a poorly judged slide on a…

  • The Face in the Window

    The Face in the Window

    I don’t remember when it first appeared. One night, it was simply there. The face in my window. I was young then. Young enough to have my tale about a nightly visitor lingering outside my window laughed off by those dubbed older and wiser. It used to scare me. I don’t know why it chose…